Proposal: “The Cat-astrophic Crisis: Naming the JUP Cat Mascot”
Ladies, gentlemen, and degens of the Jupiter Exchange community,
Today, we face an issue of galactic proportions. No, it’s not slippage. No, it’s not another rug. It’s something far graver: our beloved JUP Cat mascot remains nameless. A faceless, or rather nameless, ambassador wandering the Solana ecosystem with no identity to call its own. This is more than a branding problem; it’s a potential existential crisis for the entire DEX-aggregating cosmos.
Imagine explaining to your grandchildren that we, the most efficient swap platform on Solana, couldn’t even swap our mascot for a name. What happens next? Chaos. Markets tumble. Cats around the world protest. Worse, other exchanges mock us for being the nameless cat people. Do we really want to risk losing alpha over this?
Names are power. A name can unify a community, ignite memes, and even fuel a bull run. Without a name, our JUP Cat is but a pixelated specter, drifting aimlessly, unable to fully resonate with the Solana degens who demand personality and lore.
I propose we end this crisis with a naming ceremony—a DAO-driven vote to decide once and for all. Because if we don’t, the consequences are simply too disastrous to comprehend.
Let’s give this cat its identity, its voice, and its rightful place in the Web3 pantheon. The future of Solana memes depends on it.
or from a moon of jupiter. “ganymede” - largest moon of jupiter. or cat-ify one, like “Catlisto.” (callisto being 2nd largest moon)
“jovian” - this means “hypothetical or fictional inhabitant of the planet Jupiter”, could short to “Jovi” - “swapped thru the heart, jup lights my flame, i think this is a good name (good name)”
That’s a really good idea. Those two names fit perfectly. Maybe Sat for Saturn too. Like the idea of a Jup mascot family. Characters could have different personalities to reflect what Jupiter is about and gives more depth socially.
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